I got so thoroughly pissed off with a fanfic I was reading (it was supposed to be about a character I liked but dragged in and praised to the skies a fandom fan that I find very very annoying), so promptly wrote 3/4 of a page of very very grumpy/bitchy wordage about him. I definitely can't post it anywhere but boy was it fun and I'm keeping it in case I do at any stage need a semi-Dickensian, hatchet-faced and lizard-lipped, creepy crawly semi-villain.... to kill off :)