Humph. I wrote two filets for related prompts and then, just as I was closing up to go out for the evening... I suddenly had the idea that what they should be was simply dialogues, that would be better and funnier. So I'm scrapping them (but shoving them in a workstuff folder just in case I can use bits of them later) and I'll rewrite them.

At least I know what I want. On the other hand, I didn't name anyone but the canon characters in the originals ficlets, I didn't need to, and now I we have to come up with at least half a dozen Arthurian faux-medieval names (oh woe is me.... I will take any excuse for name research, I will :)